Um…can I have two Whoppers, 1 Large fry, and some nozzles?

July 23rd, 2008 by admin

So last Thursday I went to Barcode…..before you roll your eyes….this story is not about barcode. So after leaving the club me and my girlfriend were hungry so we stopped by the Burger King near my house.

I have this new website I’ve been working on and on clubbing days my goal is to promote the site. So we had a couple of business cards left and handed them to the guys working at the drive thru window. Well, maybe I was a little buzzed from the five shots I had earlier, but I mentioned that I use to be a manager at Carl’s Jr….and upon waiting for a little while I asked if their drive thru time was high (the time it takes for a car to enter and leave the drive thru, the lower it is the better, it means speedy service which is priority in fast food)….and if it was, we’ll pull around the front to help them out.

Well, I guess they thought I meant something else and invited us in to “chat”. My girlfriend said we’ll come in for a little while. So we’re in Burger King eating and I asked if I could work the drive thru just like old times when I use to work in fast food. So I did….well the manager was a real creep….trying to fill me up and shit….so when he wasn’t looking I stole the nobs off his soda fountain. Haha….

So…when you guys go to get soda at the Burger King tomorrow and the soda gets sprayed all over your shirt, you can blame me! :)

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